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5 lies about the Seattle Seahawks

Tell A Lie Monday, Will Seahawks honor Geno Smith's contract? Seaside Joe 1709

Seaside Joe
Nov 06, 2023
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I’ve got it.

I’ve finally figured out the best description for why Geno Smith’s performances never seem to add up to his arm talent and it only takes three words:

Bad poker player.

Geno Smith is a bad poker player because defenses can read him all the way. It’s not even fair to say that he has a “tell” like John Malkovich eating Oreos a certain way in Roun…

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