Why I won't write about Russell Wilson trade rumors from this day forward

The record has been set straight. Everything else is just offseason filler and I won't waste your time

Training Day is a movie about stories. From the mundane to tales so fantastical that you had to be there to believe it.

It starts with Alonzo telling Hoyt to tell him a story, since he won’t stop bothering him as he’s trying to read a newspaper. Hoyt tells him about a DUI stop that turned into a drug bust and the incidental prevention of a murder, a sto…