The preseason is like the island of Ogygia in Homer’s Odyssey. You, the fans, are Odysseus. The games are Calypso, tricking you into believing that what you’re seeing and feeling is actually real*.
*I beg you for forgiveness if my bad retelling of Ogygia based on only watching the movie The Odyssey twice is horribly inaccurate
“The Seahawks only scored 7 …