Win! The 'W' Sunglasses! Seaside Joe's subscriber giveaway!

A Thank You to subscribers, a chance to be the best-looking person in the office on Victory Mondays: Seaside Joe 1841

The last five years of writing Seaside Joe has gone so much better than I could have imagined at the beginning and given me so much in return that I’ve known for a long time I would need to come up with ideas for ways to give back. It would have to be something that was unique, something no other website or writer could do or has ever done, and something that was truly a giveaway instead of me just trying to sell you something else.

Seaside Joe doesn’t have merch, no overpriced t-shirts that are too cheap and thin to wear in public, instead we have ‘THANK YOU’ gifts. Well, we have a limited supply of thank you gifts but I stand by the fact that you can only get them right here at Seaside Joe and they’re completely free…to five lucky Seaside Joe subscribers.

After several wins this season, we all saw Seattle’s top rookie sport a famous pair of sunglasses to celebrate the “W”…

We don’t possess that same exact pair or a replica, but Seaside Jay has been working hard in her office to make five pairs of sunglasses that we know will make you look just as good as the players do after a win.

For Seaside Joe’s first ever subscriber giveaway, we are going to send a pair of these sunglasses to five subscribers this month! This will include free subscribers, Regular Joes subscribers, and Super Joes subscribers, so as long you are signed up for Seaside Joe you ARE ELIGIBLE TO WIN!

I want to thank everybody for contributing to the success and growth of Seaside Joe, whether you are a free or paid subscriber, because the entire community has helped this daily Seahawks newsletter continue its streak (1,840 days consecutively), grow at a rapid pace that nobody expected of us, and truly make a mark in this part of the Internet that has already made an impact.

That being said, paid subscribers will have a 5x chance of winning a pair as that seems fair for the $5 per month from each of you that helped us get the supplies for this giveaway and the giveaways to come in the future. If you want to get the ball rolling on upgrading from free to premium/Regular Joes, click this link or this button:

If you’re still unsure if the glasses will make you look awesome, let Seaside Clark erase all doubt:

How to Win:

1) You have to be subscribed to Seaside Joe. I just mentioned how to do that but in case you missed it or if you want to join for free to be eligible you can enter your email address in the box below:

2) I wouldn’t mind choosing any name from the entire subscriber list, but I would also like to avoid sending a pair to someone who truly doesn’t want them or who is inactive and not paying attention. It’s fine to not want them! I just want to make sure that this first giveaway goes to people who really do want them so I’ve created a submission form here. It’s four questions and should only take you 30 seconds or less to enter:

ENTER HERE TO ‘W’IN THE ‘W” SUNGLASSES

3) You’re entered and that’s how to win, there’s really nothing else to it. After I send out the submission form several more times, I will choose five winners at random in about 10 days. As I said, Regular Joes and Super Joes will have higher odds of winning, but I want to send at least one pair to a free subscriber too. So don’t feel bad or that it is impossible to win if you’re a free subscriber. I’m not trying to twist someone’s arm to become a paid member by doing this, it’s really just for fun and hopefully an idea that people like.

I’ll do a quick FAQ, but first here’s Clark again:

FAQ

I just want to add a few things before we start:

a) “Can I see out of these?” No, they’re COVERED IN RHINESTONES AND GEMS. These are for looks only.

b) “My pair doesn’t look exactly like the pair being worn by Clark” Every pair looks different as these are homemade and it is the first test run of how to do the best job of creating these so it’s been a process of finetuning the look. If this giveaway is a success, we will do another one and by then we might have a more streamlined look but I want to let you know upfront that unless you win that exact Clark pair you might get a pair that looks slightly different.

c) “Is this for fun or can I get upset with you if I don’t win?” It’s for fun, please don’t be upset for any reason! I am genuinely trying to do something good so I will try to do right by everyone and with good intentions.

d) “Can I enter more than once or can I enter my friends?” Technically you can but each e-mail address can only enter once. So if you enter multiple e-mail addresses each of them would have to be subscribed to Seaside Joe. If you want to enter a friend, you can always consider a gift subscription:

e) “How do I enter?” Be subscribed to Seaside Joe and fill this out:

ENTER HERE TO ‘W’IN THE ‘W” SUNGLASSES

I will use a random generator to choose five winners. If you are a Regular Joes member or Super Joes, you will have 5x greater odds to win, so if maybe you feel like today is the day you wanted to upgrade from free then you can do that by clicking this link or this button:

“Idk, can I see the boy again?”

If you have questions, comments, or ideas, you can let us know in the comments.

Also if you feel like you are a beads expert and have all the right beads, rhinestones, etc., or you want to help contribute to the Seaside Joe giveaways in the future, we’d be happy to hear from you! We’re going to setup a P.O. Box for anything you may want to send our way, whether that’s for opportunities to come or otherwise.

f) “Will there be a normal episode of Seaside Joe today?” Yes! I wanted to make sure to get the ball rolling on this and there isn’t quite enough space left in the email for a full article. So hang tight and make sure to subscribe—for free if you want!—to not miss the next article by Seaside Joe or the next 1,800.

Thank you to everyone!