Seahawks avoid training camp drama

As the 49ers deal with distractions, the Seahawks focus on building team chemistry and getting better: Seaside Joe 1972

An artist once said:

“I do not need any hateration, nor holleration. Not in this dancery. Not anywhere!”

The artist continues:

“Let us commence perculation, your waiting will not be in vain! Gentleman. Ladies. Just dance for me. Dance, children. Dance.”

To be honest, I thought these lyrics were from the song “No More Drama” by Mary J. Blige, but then I Googled “let’s get it perculating” and found that it’s actually from the song, “Family Affair”. To which initially I said, “Wow, why would I make such a stupid mistake?” only to see that Mary J. Blige says this in the song Family Affair:

“Cause we’re celebrating No More Drama in our life.”

It could just be a genius way to weave all your songs together in some sort of crazy twisted “MaryJBligiverse” or maybe the writers simply had a pre-set limit of words they were allowed to use. We’ll never know, but here’s the actual main takeaway for Seaside Joe Seahawks fans:

At the onset of Seattle’s 2024 training camp, no more drama.

Uhhh…or “family affair”?…Sorry, I’m Mary J. Obliged to finally get to the point of today’s article…