According to Sumer Sports, a “cutting-edge analytics site powered by NFL expertise and A.I.” (‘powered by A.I.’? What is this, 2023?!?!), the Seattle Seahawks are basically a boom-or-bust team that isn’t the most exciting to watch, but also isn’t a total time suck like intentionally and unironically binge-watching HBO’s The Last of Us.
Although to be fai…