Why I want you to be disappointed when I project Seahawks trades

So you’re not disappointed by the real thing: Seaside Joe 1454

This week, I posted two parts of an NFL Thought Experiment Fan Fiction Experience for Seahawks Fans as Related to the 2023 Draft with Trades. Some people call it a “mock draft” for short but I’ve spent far too much time criticizing people who spend half their lives making mock drafts to admit that I created half of one.

I felt like someone owed it to yo…