In 2015, Wagner's third year, he had Cliff Avril, Michael Bennett, Brandon Mebane, Bruce Irvin (28 yrs old), KJ Wright, Richard Sherman, Kam Chancellor, and Earl Thomas surrounding him. Wagner's a HOFer so it's unreasonable to expect that of Brooks but do you think he might look a little stronger with that cast around him?
Aw. Your visions are traditionally fantastical and fan-y and we all love it. I predict a petulant game full of insane Seahawks penalties and DK being worthy of his pacifier. (that pacifier: why.). I'm pretty dern sure I've been a fan of this newsletter from the beginning, but I was bummed when my search for the EARLIEST email from Schmenwick Schmarthen was only from 2019. I'm sure there were earlier ones, but here's the earliest Throwback Joe I can offer. Thanks Real Deal Seaside Joe!
A book recommendation from a novice reader
Good morning Seahawks fans and cousin Stevie,
Let me actually keep it short today. I have never done enough reading. This isn't a fact that you can admit to yourself until you really commit to reading. I'm not an authority on what you should read because I have not done enough reading. I can recommend to you a book that worked for me but I can't say that it would be the best possible book that you should read next. In fact, I'm sure there are millions. Did you know that there are a lot of books? Because holy sardines, there are a lot of books. And they're still making them despite moving pictures.
So this might not be the best possible book you could read next, but it was the best possible book that I read last. As far as I could be concerned. "Tools of Titans" by Tim Ferriss is 600+ pages of advice from some of the world's richest, healthiest, and by some definitions, most successful people in the world. It's helped me start a few very easy habits -- or I hope they develop into habits -- and it's the reason that this newsletter exists. I realized that I would be a lot happier if I could connect with my readers on a more regular, more direct, and uninhibited basis. I've had Ferriss's "The 4-Hour Body" on my shelf for years and years now, and now I'm actually going to read it. Now that's powerful, a book so good that it makes you want to read more.
I certainly do not want to pile on, but Jordan Brooks is still needing to think to much. His confidence is not where you would like to see it, and it only became harder without Bobby. I have a theory that John and Pete allowed Bobby to go, because they didn't expect to be in contention for the playoffs. I think J/P probably pointed this out to Jody in essence giving themselves two years at a rebuild. The salary cap would not have been a problem, cash over cap are the three magic words.
Pacheco posses a problem for Seattle, he looks to be a strong very fast back. My vision Andy Reed gets bored of the run and Diggs and Riq both get ints. I also see Geno playing very well as long as it isint to windy. Geno throws a good enough ball to cut through the wind, but if temperatures and wind chill are as bad as I have seen K9 and DJ need to lead the way. Using Walker from the slot or screens will help the team over all.
Finally a competitive effort will put the Hawks in great position to win their final two games, finish above 500 and make the playoffs.
PS Bobby Wagner is the best linebacker to ever play for Seattle and his HOF resume says he is one of the best to ever play the game
Thank you, Kenneth! I think it's pretty amazing the consistency and discipline to keep this up every single day. I've always admired writers. It's a solitary undertaking. Being a professional writer is not so different from a performing artist such as a working musician or thespian. You gotta bring it every time you go out there. To do it daily is certainly bringing it. It's impressive that you wrote for Field Gulls and now Turf Show Times to doing a self sustaining daily blog. That's some blue collar shit. I'm happy to buy a premium subscription. Hell, I spend more money having a not so great dining experience sometimes at a restaurant. I feel as if I bought into a good cause by helping you support your family and profession. Kudos to you!
MERRY CHRISTMAS SSJOE! Thank you for your hard work and dedication. I look forward to reading your articles every day. If you take CHRISTMAS off, you deserve it!
First, I can't recall there ever being what I'd call a dud article on Seaside Joe. A groaner or two of a title maybe, but not a bad article.
Second: "Through 45 career games, Brooks has zero interceptions, one forced fumble, 14 tackles for a loss, six QB hits, and two sacks." Those are some pretty disappointing numbers over a lot of football games. I'd be curious to see how Barton, everyone's whipping boy, is on track to do. Whenever Tanner Muse comes in; watch Barton. He yells and points demonstrably more snaps than not. Makes me wonder if Muse doesn't know where to line up, or if Barton is just one of those teammates.
In 2015, Wagner's third year, he had Cliff Avril, Michael Bennett, Brandon Mebane, Bruce Irvin (28 yrs old), KJ Wright, Richard Sherman, Kam Chancellor, and Earl Thomas surrounding him. Wagner's a HOFer so it's unreasonable to expect that of Brooks but do you think he might look a little stronger with that cast around him?
Aw. Your visions are traditionally fantastical and fan-y and we all love it. I predict a petulant game full of insane Seahawks penalties and DK being worthy of his pacifier. (that pacifier: why.). I'm pretty dern sure I've been a fan of this newsletter from the beginning, but I was bummed when my search for the EARLIEST email from Schmenwick Schmarthen was only from 2019. I'm sure there were earlier ones, but here's the earliest Throwback Joe I can offer. Thanks Real Deal Seaside Joe!
A book recommendation from a novice reader
Good morning Seahawks fans and cousin Stevie,
Let me actually keep it short today. I have never done enough reading. This isn't a fact that you can admit to yourself until you really commit to reading. I'm not an authority on what you should read because I have not done enough reading. I can recommend to you a book that worked for me but I can't say that it would be the best possible book that you should read next. In fact, I'm sure there are millions. Did you know that there are a lot of books? Because holy sardines, there are a lot of books. And they're still making them despite moving pictures.
So this might not be the best possible book you could read next, but it was the best possible book that I read last. As far as I could be concerned. "Tools of Titans" by Tim Ferriss is 600+ pages of advice from some of the world's richest, healthiest, and by some definitions, most successful people in the world. It's helped me start a few very easy habits -- or I hope they develop into habits -- and it's the reason that this newsletter exists. I realized that I would be a lot happier if I could connect with my readers on a more regular, more direct, and uninhibited basis. I've had Ferriss's "The 4-Hour Body" on my shelf for years and years now, and now I'm actually going to read it. Now that's powerful, a book so good that it makes you want to read more.
-Kenny
Copyright © 2019, Seaside Joe, Kenneth Arthur, All rights reserved.
My vision: "Hey fellas; try not to lose by thirty!"
So marijuana is legal in California now?
My vision: I'll go to the Christmas supper more hopeful of the Seahawks future than I wake up tomorrow, regardless of result.
My vision is pretty much the same as last week: just win baby!
It is almost a sure thing the Seahawks will lose which is exactly why Pete’s team has a chance!
Remember the ice bowl vs Minnesota! The weather will be the big equalizer and a KC team looking past Seattle could very easily be surprised.
I certainly do not want to pile on, but Jordan Brooks is still needing to think to much. His confidence is not where you would like to see it, and it only became harder without Bobby. I have a theory that John and Pete allowed Bobby to go, because they didn't expect to be in contention for the playoffs. I think J/P probably pointed this out to Jody in essence giving themselves two years at a rebuild. The salary cap would not have been a problem, cash over cap are the three magic words.
Pacheco posses a problem for Seattle, he looks to be a strong very fast back. My vision Andy Reed gets bored of the run and Diggs and Riq both get ints. I also see Geno playing very well as long as it isint to windy. Geno throws a good enough ball to cut through the wind, but if temperatures and wind chill are as bad as I have seen K9 and DJ need to lead the way. Using Walker from the slot or screens will help the team over all.
Finally a competitive effort will put the Hawks in great position to win their final two games, finish above 500 and make the playoffs.
PS Bobby Wagner is the best linebacker to ever play for Seattle and his HOF resume says he is one of the best to ever play the game
SSJ is the only Substack I pay for and I'm happy to do it. I don't know what platform you were on before but I rarely saw articles from you.
Thank you, Kenneth! I think it's pretty amazing the consistency and discipline to keep this up every single day. I've always admired writers. It's a solitary undertaking. Being a professional writer is not so different from a performing artist such as a working musician or thespian. You gotta bring it every time you go out there. To do it daily is certainly bringing it. It's impressive that you wrote for Field Gulls and now Turf Show Times to doing a self sustaining daily blog. That's some blue collar shit. I'm happy to buy a premium subscription. Hell, I spend more money having a not so great dining experience sometimes at a restaurant. I feel as if I bought into a good cause by helping you support your family and profession. Kudos to you!
So Joe. A teaser about Top Gun was in there, but no comment here. So what do you think now you’ve seen it?
Good wholesome fun I think. And it brought a bit of nostalgia for me, though you’re probably too young for that to occur.
MERRY CHRISTMAS SSJOE! Thank you for your hard work and dedication. I look forward to reading your articles every day. If you take CHRISTMAS off, you deserve it!
Vision Board for under my 'tree':
For an Appetiser...
1) I see Kenneth Walker with 100 rushing/receiving yards.
For the Mashed potatoes...
2) I see giving up 24 or under points.
For the Rib roast...
3) I see our Hawks collecting 3 or more turn-overs.
And for Pumpkin Pie...
4) I see Geno running for a TD.
Plus, for the After-dinner-nap...
5) I see a Denver loss!
Enjoy your Holiday!
First, I can't recall there ever being what I'd call a dud article on Seaside Joe. A groaner or two of a title maybe, but not a bad article.
Second: "Through 45 career games, Brooks has zero interceptions, one forced fumble, 14 tackles for a loss, six QB hits, and two sacks." Those are some pretty disappointing numbers over a lot of football games. I'd be curious to see how Barton, everyone's whipping boy, is on track to do. Whenever Tanner Muse comes in; watch Barton. He yells and points demonstrably more snaps than not. Makes me wonder if Muse doesn't know where to line up, or if Barton is just one of those teammates.