Did you know Kenneth and I have similar penis lengths?! Don't ask me how I know (I cut his hair in his sleep, that's why he thinks it doesn't grow...shhh). I don't write anywhere near the quantity or quality of Kenneth so now we know, scientifically, the penis length doesn't correlate with intelligence OR writing stamina!
Kentavius! I know this is only very tangentially related to the Seahawks in the most tangential way but what are your thoughts on Purdy becoming the next Montana like many Niners fans seem to think? Is he going to be a flash in the pan or does he have what it takes based on what you've seen? To me it looks like he panics and gets lucky but I've never watched a football game before so I might the guy living in the sewer who describes the sun to my fellow sewerites.
Ken is actually Richard Bachmann, who is actually Stephen King, who is actually a bunch of Asian children in a typewriter sweatshop making great books/articles by pure numbers and and a tenuous grasp of the English language
Kenneth, you have become the "Iron Man" of sports newsletters. Congratulations on 1600 newsletters and here is looking forward to 1600 more. I, too, look forward to my daily dose of Seaside Joe and the always inciteful and well thought out comments by the community.
Welp, that just kept me from pulling the trigger. And I was a little sticker shocked by the $175 price tag anyway. Not to mention that my streak of buying jerseys and that player falling off, being traded, being injured, or flipping off coach Carroll has been intact for quite a while and I don't want to do that to JSN. (It's really the price and decrease in quality, mostly)
JW3 and 4 do a functional job of wrapping up a franchise, but none ever got close to JW1 again. Although id you edited about half of JW4 out that'd be close (rinigng endorsement i know). Whilst Shazam 1 + 2 continue to be massively underrated fun family adventure films (we need more Rachel Zegler in everything, that girl is talented to high heaven).
Also i'm 100% buying a throwback jersey, import costs be damned! So fricking handsome! And speaking of handsome, keep it up Kenneth!
Congratulations on 1600!
Did you know Kenneth and I have similar penis lengths?! Don't ask me how I know (I cut his hair in his sleep, that's why he thinks it doesn't grow...shhh). I don't write anywhere near the quantity or quality of Kenneth so now we know, scientifically, the penis length doesn't correlate with intelligence OR writing stamina!
Thanks Kendo!
Kentavius! I know this is only very tangentially related to the Seahawks in the most tangential way but what are your thoughts on Purdy becoming the next Montana like many Niners fans seem to think? Is he going to be a flash in the pan or does he have what it takes based on what you've seen? To me it looks like he panics and gets lucky but I've never watched a football game before so I might the guy living in the sewer who describes the sun to my fellow sewerites.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
https://youtu.be/_Qw-h_yZ1ZQ
Or at least happy Cal Ripken-like anniversary!
Quality content, daily, too good to be true, and yet it is (true that is). Thank you
Ken is actually Richard Bachmann, who is actually Stephen King, who is actually a bunch of Asian children in a typewriter sweatshop making great books/articles by pure numbers and and a tenuous grasp of the English language
Congrats on making it to 1600, and I look forward to many more newsletters on all things Seahawks!
Not me, folks.
Every dollar I spend on a jersey is one less dollar I have to spend on important things.
Like, for example, Seaside Joe.
"I haven’t thought about quitting once and I think the NFL would have to stop business before I will."
umm, Naw, ... KenJoe, even if the NFL stops business, Keep On Keepin' On.
Kenneth, you have become the "Iron Man" of sports newsletters. Congratulations on 1600 newsletters and here is looking forward to 1600 more. I, too, look forward to my daily dose of Seaside Joe and the always inciteful and well thought out comments by the community.
Congrats, Joe, on 1600 - and thanks!
Congratulations on 1600. Super….man!
Wanted to pop in and say thank you Kenneth!
This experiment has come a real long way and it's been my primary read for Seahawks news for a while now.
Side note, I'm afraid of how much I'm going to have to spend to get one of these throwback jerseys, they've got the proper nostalgia vibe.
Fair warning the limited/FUSE jersey quality has fallen off, probably want to watch this before you pull the trigger https://youtu.be/hy3ggX-Q_es
Thanks, Bryan! I'll be sticking with my Shau Alexander jersey I got while he was playing.
Oh, that’s poor form.
Welp, that just kept me from pulling the trigger. And I was a little sticker shocked by the $175 price tag anyway. Not to mention that my streak of buying jerseys and that player falling off, being traded, being injured, or flipping off coach Carroll has been intact for quite a while and I don't want to do that to JSN. (It's really the price and decrease in quality, mostly)
A few thoughts: #1, they did the throwbacks right! Glad they went silver helmet. Check out JSN in the new old digs: https://twitter.com/Seahawks/status/1681688344621621249?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1681688344621621249 #2, I can't unsee it. I might be grabbing JSN in that one. #3, Seahawks.com needs a webmaster. The whole top of the website is cut off on my laptop. It looks like something I would do in Wix and have to get Mrs. Turtleman to fix for me. #4 Thanks for this newsletter and the tireless work you do.
JW3 and 4 do a functional job of wrapping up a franchise, but none ever got close to JW1 again. Although id you edited about half of JW4 out that'd be close (rinigng endorsement i know). Whilst Shazam 1 + 2 continue to be massively underrated fun family adventure films (we need more Rachel Zegler in everything, that girl is talented to high heaven).
Also i'm 100% buying a throwback jersey, import costs be damned! So fricking handsome! And speaking of handsome, keep it up Kenneth!
Thank you, Joshular!